Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018
When you're fucking a girl and when youre about to come you pull out and punch her in the stomach so she says " aarghhhh" then come in one of her eyes.
by 3715dont September 13, 2016
Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.
Marco: What a power pirate!
Marco: What a power pirate!
by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009
A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.
by piratedaddy January 30, 2022
Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.
by Dr_Hemlock July 10, 2015