Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
Get the angry piratemug. A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.
by Maxwell House November 2, 2018
Get the Soap Piratesmug. A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009
Get the sperm piratemug. voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
by Libsta October 13, 2007
Get the pirate votemug. Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019
Get the patchy the piratemug. Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018
Get the pirate chickmug. Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
Get the Reality Piratemug.