space pirates

Children's show in the UK, made famous by Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles. Has incredibly catchy theme song.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Space Pirates?"
Person 2: "EVERYBODY SING! NA NA NA NA NAA, SPACE PIRATES"

by Jaaames January 15, 2008

Super Pirate

Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.

I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!

by marshalb July 30, 2009

Power Pirate

An individual who hijacks electricity or internet access.

Tristan: Camila just came in here and took my internet cable while I was trying to watch "Hey Arnold" online.

Marco: What a power pirate!

by unabsichtlich December 21, 2009

sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.

by Libsta October 13, 2007

pirate stool

When you take a dump in someone's toilet tank

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"

by El Pirata August 21, 2008

pirate:30

The time at which a person or group of people is so tired that they begin talking like pirates.

Lawrence: You guys want to go to another bAAARRR?

Yolanda: I don't think I'm sober enough to drive my cAAARRR.

Reginald: The Beastmaster's name is DAAAARRR.

Bartender: Oh shit, it's pirate:30.

by Shooter McGavin December 17, 2008