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pinch ass

someone that you see and you want to pinch the persons ass
by kaka23 January 4, 2024
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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Parmesan Pinch

A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.
If you’re dating an Italian girl

and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
by *Ryan September 13, 2025
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lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.
I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.
by crayk8d August 2, 2017
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DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.
by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022
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California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.
"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach
by Zinopo February 6, 2025
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a pinch

A small quantity referred to weed etc. something easy to carry, for the road or traveling.
Hey , I'm trying to score a pinch for tonight !
by OG Mudd Bone June 12, 2017
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