Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.
Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...
by Googles September 24, 2005
Get the pillow barriermug. A classic prank where a man pisses all over his significant other's pillow when she heads to the bathroom during the night. Extra points are awarded when the pisser had eaten asparagus for dinner.
My girl was whining all night about god knows what but I got my revenge when I fluffed her a pillow of gold ripe with asparagus.
by Emmarulz February 3, 2008
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Get the Pillow Scarsmug. When someone offloads all their emotional baggage onto you. They are using you as their cry pillow when they should be flinging themselves onto their bed and crying into a pillow like a little child.
by sonofbaconator March 14, 2015
Get the cry pillowmug. Talking to someone like a friend, family member, boo just anyone really while your laying your head down on a pillow
by Black chicken September 3, 2013
Get the Pillow talkmug.