freak peak

The act of masturbating on coniferous trees.

We tried enjoying our nature walk, but Billy Bob Joe would not stop freak peaking.

by Hunterdaddy44 October 17, 2019

Peak Woo

(noun) /pēk/ /wo͞ o/

A level of paranormal or conspiratorial discussion, or a subject in the paranormal or conspiracy genres, that is deserving or invites derision or mockery due to the absolute absurdity of the subject matter.

i.e. Q, Blue Avians, 5D Ascension, Flat Earth, Mandela effect, etc.

Man, that last Rogan episode with Eddie Bravo It hit peak woo for me real fucking quick, so I had to turn that shit off.

by Den of Lore July 12, 2018

The Peak

An employee cafeteria at the Four Seasons Jackson Hole. It is quite possibly one of the most unsanitary, disgusting, and inedible cafeterias in the world despite being at a Four Seasons Hotel. The meat often makes the employees sick and food is often left out growing moldy. The chefs don’t care and it’s an embarrassment for anyone who works there.

Man fuck the peak let’s just order dominos or McDonalds.

by Schneider August 2, 2023

Peak

Something that is sad or unfortunate

That’s peak

by Reeeeeaaal General April 13, 2024

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025