Parting fart

Where your in a room full of strangers and fart a giant fart as you leave the room and that is all anyone ever remembers of you.

Who was that guy who was at the party last night,the one that farted?
Don't know man.But that dude could really fart.
And that is the result of a parting fart.

by The Fury 13 September 15, 2010

South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

asian parking lot syndrome

When Lisa and a bunch of her Asian friends stand around chit chatting while they decide what they want to do next

Lisa says that we are experiencing Asian Parking Lot Syndrome. Does anyone else know what she is talking about?

by jakattack April 14, 2014

Pauling it

to listen to a song on repeat, or 'loop'.

Person 1: This song is awesome!

Person 2: I know! I've been Pauling it all day!

by Thankfully Pauls Ex November 22, 2010

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010

parsing

(Verb) 1. A lull in conversation (usually conference calls, video chats, or other group meeting scenarios) due to technical difficulties.

2. An excuse from participating in unsavory recreational activities that are technologically driven.

Sorry for parsing just now, IT doesn’t have their shit together.

No Denise, I can’t spotify and sidehug because my (insert technical device here) is parsing.

by Tricountytreecare April 18, 2019

Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, dat div you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb March 19, 2007