Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

e-panic

The feeling of panic you experience when you hit the Enter button and realise you've made a mistake in the tax form.

Even though I was certain all the figures were correct, I experienced a rush of e-panic when I submitted the form.

by Ruerzi July 10, 2011

Catanic Panic

Catanic Panic is an experimental musical band practicing the aesthetic principles of art and science.

Catanic kah-tan-ick serial behavior involving cats and the role playing of their physical attributes

also called: "Catanic Worship" - merchant which includes the sale of Catanic Panic novelties, mp3's and CD's

ex: Catanic Panic is a band "Emerging from the RP (Role Play) dominion Alexis Pena Goco adopted the name Catanic as a reference to an insatiable desire to emulate cats which was bred from his fixations earlier in life to wear dark clothing and ravenous locked hairstyles while bewildered by the after shock of the 1960's/70's during the 1980's when his formative times were spent reclusive and absorbed into the alternative styles of art, music and clothing..."

by Arty Caboodle September 4, 2011

Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023