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sword art online

The BEST anime that you will ever watch. Better than hentai. The characters are stuck In a VR game. If they die In The game, they die in real life too.
Bobby Brown-"Dude did you watch sword art online last night?"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"
by zman22366 January 1, 2017
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online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH
max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating
by idk(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ December 16, 2021
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online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes March 12, 2011
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010
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Online Hoe Catalogue

Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner
Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
by JLthaKing October 28, 2017
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The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
by fartso55 April 14, 2017
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