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you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”

i gave her son an onion 

lmao you know the “who gave my son an oniongirl? i gave her son an onion
lmao i gave her son an onion

Steamed Onion 

Hot and sweaty sex with someone who hasn't showered in a month
"I'm not in the mood, I just had a steamed onion, and that was just wrong!"
Steamed Onion by marvinmartian805 December 31, 2009

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
Secret Onion Patch by TheBosma July 10, 2010

decomposed onion 

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.
Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

yard onion 

The smell of hot, stinky, sweaty, sex. A smell you might smell after having sex on the a prison yard, with or against your will.
She smell's like yard onions and cheap motel conditioner after a gang bang at the Holiday Inn!