This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.
by Jerk of Iron May 27, 2021
The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey March 28, 2016
When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.
by ya boy the average kid August 08, 2022
by TGIFreitag January 16, 2017