an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.
Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse
Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse
Student( Maverick): my mouse
Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse
by DutchPancakes March 16, 2016
A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021
A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.
Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."
person: "my flab"
Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"
person: "my flab"
Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"
by Diche October 06, 2007
“MY STREAMER IS POPPING OFFF”
by smoothcast May 29, 2021
Very stupid and ruining their lives
by Boskovo June 29, 2017
Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.
The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"
Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.
The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"
Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.
"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."
"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."
"That one's my spare kimono"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."
"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."
"That one's my spare kimono"
by Merochan January 16, 2009
by nasty6969 December 14, 2010