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Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
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Bro did you hear that Owen guy got put away for molesting 1500 kids
Owen by kirbva24 September 10, 2023
wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3
girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
owen by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023
A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.
Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.

Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
Owen by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023
A lying fucking moron. They dont know how to do anything but feel bad for themselves because they fuck everything up. They victimize themselves and refuse to accept that they ARE the bad guy.
Person: Owen, stop making me out to be the bad guy. I didnt do anything and you know it.

Owen: i dont care because life revolves around me
Owen by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023
A fat little beaner who sucks at soccer and sits on the bench the whole time. He runs out of breath and can’t even shoot one goal. He’s annoying and is a fat little beaner and a hoe and he likes to talk to little children
Marvid Sanchez : Omg is that owen MY MAN?!
Owen: Yes it’s me owen your sexy man 😼
owen by larzia December 21, 2023