schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011

napkin american

fun synonym for cracker or white liberals

Give them a qualifier for a change

I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today

by theupdog March 28, 2022

American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water

How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket

by CO614 January 26, 2011

American Beauty

An American Beauty is when a blatantly racist and homophobic co worker who also happens to be a closeted homosexual is really angry about there lot in life. Then one day they drunkenly make a pass at a straight co worker and get rejected. Things turn dark quickly when the racist hillbilly shoots up his work place the next day.

Did you hear about Harry? He got rejected by Sam and pulled an American Beauty the next day.

by GoPhuckYourSelf69 August 27, 2018

American wings

In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.

You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!

by CycleBreak December 17, 2021

American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

Colonel American

The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.

There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.

by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023