Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.

Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

Slutty Mustache

A mustache on a hot guy that makes him 10 times hotter and honestly is a part of his personality.

Is it too much to ask for a liberal brunette with a slutty mustache???

by nothollis July 14, 2025

pimply mustache

A mustache that covers a bunch of pimples.

Shit Jeff, that is a nasty pimply mustache.

by amoneybitch December 9, 2008

Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

san francisco mustache

When a guy gives another guy a cum mustache on his face.

Hey Ben, imma give you a San Francisco Mustache tonight.

by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017