When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.
by CallMeChaos13 March 20, 2024
Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead
by TheMulletMeader April 24, 2022
A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014
When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.
by duudebra July 17, 2015
"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."
"That's a total yard mullet man!"
"That's a total yard mullet man!"
by Obey The Hypnotoad February 09, 2014
by daddy dictionary is back February 15, 2022