Dusty Muffin

A older women.

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

by Sapphire Rcok Jugs May 10, 2010

ragga muffin

a dirty child

alex is a ragga muffin

by sheilagh gibson February 25, 2009

geek muffin

a guy or girl that is a geek but a really cute geek and you call them a geek muffin as a term of affection, not an insult. they are really rad, fun to be with, have awesome taste in music, and make you happy whenever your with them.

He is my geek muffin, he like loves computers, but he's still uber cute.

by yourmotherr April 5, 2008

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.

Do you double stuff the muffin?

by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007

Sandwich Muffin

A person who is of little to know intelligence

"My god your such a Sandwich Muffin"

by Joel Vzzzbx November 8, 2005

soggy muffins

a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.

john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"

by j0sie November 12, 2007

Muffinology

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009