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moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.
I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007
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Moose knuckle

An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.
That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.
by Feddisan March 12, 2016
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Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
by Whitay December 4, 2010
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Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.
by MagikLegion July 22, 2010
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moose land

by maamaablacksheep August 29, 2010
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Moose Knuckle

The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.
1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019
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