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Moose Knuckle

The broader larger version of a camel toe. Often referring to a woman with a meatier gap from thigh to vulva, also used in accordance with heavy set females.

This term is seemingly being misused for a male equivalent which actually has multiple derivative terms.
Refer to Lobster Claw or Mammal Toe for male definition. Also males bearing the mark from restrictive lower garments are referred to as Grape Smugglers (also just referring to the garment like Ruster or Wrangler jeans).
Citing Seth Rogen and Diana Bangs characters in The Interview

DB: "I particularly enjoyed the Miley Cyrus "Cameltoe" episode, very deep."
SR: "Very deep! Yeah she has quite a hearty moose knuckle!"
by IggyK February 24, 2015
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moose tracks

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.
I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007
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Moose knuckle

An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.
That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.
by Feddisan March 12, 2016
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Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
by Whitay December 4, 2010
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Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.
by MagikLegion July 22, 2010
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moose land

by maamaablacksheep August 29, 2010
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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