Moos

Some guy with no friends and has depression, he likes to play video games but that's pretty much it, doesn't have an interesting life.

Dude you are such a MOOS!

by hahahahhahahgae January 20, 2020

Moo Shoo

A person who’s a pure piece of shit, that deserves to be put 6 feet deep. Usually all bark and never ever any bite. Usually starts shit with others while abusing a substance. This type of person is the person who would cuck your girl and then expect you to be in the wrong. Most commonly referred to adults who Constantly act like the world revolves around them and think they are god.

1: You know Corin?

2: Corin who?
3: Corin Figueroa.
4: Yeah I know that bitch ass moo shoo, tell him it’s on sight next time I see him!

by MK Pikkänø April 10, 2019

monksi moo

🐒🐄

“brandyn look at my monksi moo”

by milliepieswagsbae September 27, 2020

Moos

Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.

"Who are you going out, babe?"
"I'm going with Moos."
"Oh god"

by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022

MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013

Moo

A friend of yours or a close friend of yours, someone you can share anything with.

This bitch is my moo.

Have you seen my moo? I need to give her something
I only have 1 best moo, I love her

by Smelly Belley December 9, 2018

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019