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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025
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moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long
"goddamn those are some moist patties"
by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017
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Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022
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moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)
Does moist make you uncomfortable;)
by Wroosh September 14, 2020
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Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018
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Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear
Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.
by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020
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