Thousand Mile Smile

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011

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500 mile rule

If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.

My shame and guilt were alleviated by my faith in the validity of the 500 mile rule"

by Vitriolic X August 15, 2011

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Eight miles high

A song that was written in the 1960's that is really about being high on drugs. It was a popular song of the hippies in the 1960's and is a classic of the neohippie movement.

Do you know what the song,"eight miles high" really means?

by Deep blue 2012 April 6, 2010

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40 mile and grass

When you say Minecraft into your phone’s text to speech

Hey you want to play 40 mile and grass
I mean Minecraft*

by Aced Future August 26, 2018

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Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

by Rionox February 14, 2023

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