major chess

The act of being moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, sophisticated process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a Major Chess player themselves

Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now, this was MAJOR Chess

by MajorChess October 10, 2019

major loser

a person who is a loser times 6

both mustafa and malik are major losers

by emoneyyyyy August 8, 2019

The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

major bae

Really nice and close friend.

Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!

by faketom February 11, 2018

Owen major

A yapper, A D1 yapper ong he need a scholarship

Guy 1: Dude this guy won’t stop talking. Guy 2:He’s so like Owen Major

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Major Cloog

a groomer (but better than the UTTP)

Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao

by Pinos Mrime April 3, 2024

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025