1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

by amoneybitch December 9, 2008

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.
Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.
(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.
(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you
by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025

Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
by FoxyG October 28, 2013
