Mother mocker

One who mocks his or her mother, often by teasing or imitating her.

Mom: "OOh, Hurry! I don't want to miss 'Dancing with the Stars'!"

CHild: "Oh, no..missing 'Dancing with the Stars' would be tragic. Let's hurry, hurry, hurry--quick as a furry bunny!"

Mom: "Stop being such a mother mocker! It is a good show!"

by kellamity December 5, 2010

Sick Mother

Used predominantly in the gay community, Sick Mother refers to any homosexual male who has made plans and needs an easy excuse to get out of them.

Hey you're still coming over for Tapas Night, right?
Oh, sorry! I have to cancel, Sick Mother.

by TUNA84 September 8, 2009

Mother Trucker

a sub for the f word

mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick

by Gold Bros May 17, 2021

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007

double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Mother Bitch

The most bitchy person in the room. The mother of all bitches.

I am mother bitch today.

by hellish_ho February 24, 2009

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007