Sick Mother

Used predominantly in the gay community, Sick Mother refers to any homosexual male who has made plans and needs an easy excuse to get out of them.

Hey you're still coming over for Tapas Night, right?
Oh, sorry! I have to cancel, Sick Mother.

by TUNA84 September 8, 2009

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

mother-shaming

When someone shames a woman for getting pregnant or being a mother.

People were so mother-shaming toward Sarah by telling her that she wouldn't be able to be a mother since she was a teenager, single, and poor, that she felt pressured into an abortion and later had PTSD from it.

by GrungeWillNeverDie November 17, 2017

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007

double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

Mother Bitch

The most bitchy person in the room. The mother of all bitches.

I am mother bitch today.

by hellish_ho February 24, 2009