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Lord Luv

Lord Luv is a god and an omnipotent being. He protects the 9 realms and allows you to sleep peacefully at night. He is the reason you breath, he is the reason you live and love, he is the reason the universe is not in shambles. He does whatever he wants whenever he wants. He is just simply that nigga, you cannot control him not contain him. You are not better than him. You are not stronger than him. You are not smarter than him. Nor will you ever be. Accept it.
Oh yea Lord Luv saved the universe (again). I think that I need to give Lord Luv some of my luv…
by gangaroniandcheese November 4, 2022
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Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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Cheesy Lord

The most cheesiest grand high lord of cheesy sayings. He is dirty minded and devious but a pretty cool person. Friend of the Lordess. Is also king of toasters.
You’re so cheesy. Like, grand high cheesy lord.”
by Distractor in Chief December 31, 2020
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pp lord

it a god who many worship for the gift a big pp
john worshiped pp lord and his pp grew six inches that night
by blockdied January 5, 2021
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, the overall best guy massive shlong btw,
poo lord da best guy heeeyaw
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
poo lord is da best
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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Lord Sugar

Alan Michael Sugar, (born 24 March 1947) is a British business man, media personality, author, politician, and political adviser. In 1968, he started what would later become his largest business venture, consumer electronics company Amstrad.

Having previously sat on the Business Council for Britain and fronted a campaign promoting the benefits of apprenticeships, Lord Sugar was named as the government's Enterprise Champion in 2009, and appointed to the House of Lords as Baron Sugar of Clapton in the London Borough of Hackney. His Networth as of 2021 is £1.2billion which makes him the 123rd richest person in th UK. Lord Sugar donates his fees for his work on The Apprentice to Great Ormond Street Hospital.
Simon: Have you heard of Lord Sugar

Eric: Isn't he the rich guy that runs the apprentice?

Simon: Indeed he is
by Jacksucksatclips January 25, 2021
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