the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

The Sheriff of Lone Gultch

The sheriff of lone gulch was a historic event during the day's of the wild west, The town of Lone Gultch became quite a peaceful community with the arrival of the new sheriff, Sheriff Buttram, the men were no longer fighting and had become quite close with each other. This was seen when on the day Sheriff Buttram was looking for an outlaw by the name of Manny the Mankiller, after a tip off from the bartender in Lone Gultch Saloon, The Sheriff found Manny in a small bedroom upstairs. 5 men also snuck upstairs and peeked through holes in the wall in the neighbouring bedroom to watch the confrontation, instead of a fight however, the sheriff and Manny engaged in very graphic gay sex which was a custom of the west. The men watching became aroused and began to also have gay sex with one another. All of their loud love making caused the entire saloon downstairs to break out into a massive gay orgy. Again, as was the custom of the old west

Man The Sheriff of Lone Gultch was definitely dating Manny the mankiller

by Wiseman486 December 15, 2025

J lone

A male doing rock climbing at Earth Treks.
A male doing one arm pull up as a hobby.

Sup, my J lone bro took a few years to achieve OAPU!

by J lone November 22, 2021

Lone

A person who is strong and whom does not give a fuck about shit that people say
A sometimes anti-social person
A caring ,loving,respectful and overthinking person

Her name is Lone so you better watch out

by I overdosed on Hennessy November 23, 2021

Lones

A pepega that spends way too much time analyzing something pointless.

Damn dude you wasted your time. You really are a Lones.

by Jouk Hans November 23, 2021

Lone

You often only have one Lone in your life. She is very wise and ahead of her time in her ideas and insights. Combined with the fact that she’s attractive and extremely hot, makes her some what irresistible to both men and women who in the beginning of the relationship always seek her attention and acknowledgement. But Lone wants to be your equal and when you are in her company you quickly relax and forget everything else around you because she is funny, empathic and very down to earth. You just feel great around her. Everyone loves her natural way of being. Lone is sincere and a loyal friend. Treasure her, ‘cause there’s only so few in the world and the world needs more of her kind.

As he saw Lone fit the first time, he lost his jaw and forgot what he was doing

Lone was one of a kind and oh so kind

by Lytken November 23, 2021