A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.
Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."
by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010
A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
by kidchameleon May 27, 2020
when your legs feel like they're gonna drop off from obsessive amount of alchol from the night before.
Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed
Oh and not drinking a glass of water before bed
by Risky farts January 22, 2016
its just my craydah leg
by redskinsfan December 05, 2010
When you have to drive a hot chick across state lines to an area where the age of consent is 17 or younger.
Rubs really showed some Booty-Legging wisdom when he drove that drunk bitch he met at the FSU tailgate to Georgia last weekend. Legal consent at 16 is awesome!
by Yellabird April 14, 2014
When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened
by Nohandlesavailable January 07, 2017
by MJT2112 October 21, 2008