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Landon

Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him sad bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
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Landon

Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021
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Landon Bell

Landon bell has super puffy cheeks and he loves Liv, and playing with boys on a mat
by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
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Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
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Landon

Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.
“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone
by dereck123 March 18, 2019
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Landon

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by Bogg June 27, 2025
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Landon

Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.
All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.
by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020
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