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knife

The ultimate weapon of destruction for sadistic, sarcastic, extremely toxic.
Person: U suck!
You: *stabs with knife* Not anymore!
by Dusttale Sans October 14, 2019
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Smug Knife Cat face

A facial expression which resembles that of a Knife Cat. It differs from Smug Cat face in the level of smugness, having a higher position on the scale.
That friend of yours has a Smug Knife Cat face.
by wheat_chan February 12, 2024
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Knife

Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple:What?
Orange:Knife!
Apple:AHHHHHH*fucking dies*
by mangone June 3, 2023
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mother-knife

A Brazilian euphemism for “motherfucker” as the Portuguese word for knife is “faca”
Ugh! Mother-knife!
by plasmid37 January 6, 2024
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double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.
by Don Cager February 18, 2021
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Knife The Rogue

Knife is an elven rogue in 5e DND, he is the shadiest of the BoneGuard and is one of the original members of the group. He is viewed as sane, but sneaky and greedy.
Knife the Rogue. Go backstab him.”
by PurpleBeardedMan February 9, 2023
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maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
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