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keyboardxagamin

An attention seeking child that fakes being suicidal for attention.
Anthony is such a keyboardxagamin.
by randompeople887 March 5, 2022
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Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.
*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018
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Yugal Keyhole

Hey, did you see her Yugal keyhole?
by DanceGlamp January 29, 2022
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cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.
quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...
by XemnasT July 25, 2011
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Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.
Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.
by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016
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keldon

The Keldon-class cruiser was a class of Cardassian warship utilized by the Cardassian Guard during the 2370s. The Keldon hull was similar to the Galor-class spaceframe, with additions to the aft end and main body.
A number of warships of this type were also secretly constructed by the Obsidian Order in the Orias system in 2371. Built jointly with the Romulan Tal Shiar, these Keldon-class warships were fitted with cloaking devices, enhanced top speeds and weaponry. During an encounter with the USS Defiant, one of these vessels was heavily damaged by phaser cannon fire and six quantum torpedos. However, due to the fact the Defiant was heavily outnumbered, the attack ended abruptly. (DS9: "Defiant")
These same Obsidian Order Keldons were used in the abortive attack on the Founders' homeworld later that year. Due to the Dominion's phased polaron beams mounted on their ships as well as their overwhelming numbers, the Obsidian Order's Keldons were destroyed with relative ease, along with the Romulan ships. (DS9: "The Die is Cast")
by kwesting4 February 3, 2010
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Keyboard-Jihad

Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian November 5, 2017
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