Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

Luke Kelly

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.

"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"

by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017

Stan Kelly

A comic maker from the famous company The Onion. Stan Kelly is written by Ward Sutton and he is very wholesome as well.

Hippie: Stop treating animals in humanely it’s not nice!
Chad Adult: Duh!
Chad Adult: That’s because they aren’t human!
Mickey Ds Buyers: Ohhhhhhh!
Stan Kelly: Well done!

by Edgucated May 4, 2021

KELLY

KELLY-WHEN NO OTHER WORD COVERS IT

KELLY YOU ARE SUCH A KELLY

by PISTOFF January 9, 2017

Madison Kelley

One of the most amazing boys I have ever met. Pretty much the perfect guy: smart, extremely cute, funny, great accent (even though he thinks I'm crazy), and actually nice unlike a lot of people. Someone who is always up for anything and always there for his friends. The best friend a girl could ask for... and one that I am really going to miss. A guy who derserves a great girl who will treat him like the prince charming he is and will appreciate what a truly amazing boy he is. Truely would make the perfect boyfriend and will make the perfect husband someday. The boy that any girl would be lucky to have.

Someone says- madison kelley is here..
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!

An amazing boy! and one of my best friends

by Kelsey Orr October 13, 2008

pulled a kelly

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.

10:02 new text

wanna watch rambo with me?

(no response)

10:12

fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?

-that hoe just pulled a kelly.

by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009

jack kelley

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

by Tommy_D September 8, 2005