kevin rivera

Kevin is a sexy kid with Yeezys and so amazing with beautiful curly hair

'Have you heard about that kid called Kevin Rivera'

'Yeah he's is so sexy'

by Higuyssubscribeto_Keviners June 25, 2017

Kevin

Coolest man around if you’re with Kevin then you know he has a big Dick ladies love Kevin as he is always ready to pull out his big Kevin

Nancy-Did you see the size of that dick on Kevin?

by Bigdickhurts April 22, 2019

Kevin Sorbo

A hasbeen television actor who now spends his time starring in fundamentalist Christian propaganda movies (like God's Not Dead and Let There Be Light) and spewing anti-Semitic nonsense on various far right wing outlets. He is also known for being borderline illiterate, as he famously once read screen direction as dialogue - causing a hilarious meme to be born.

If you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic, you clearly haven't heard of Kevin Sorbo!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Kevin

A overly egotistical chinese person who always put himself above others. He often has a small penis

He is a Kevin

by SIUSD August 7, 2022

happy kevin

A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.

Jennifer surprised John this morning with a Happy Kevin, the breakfast of champions.

by OutOfContext August 21, 2008

Kevin

A guy who is not a sexual fiend and is too "kevin" to make up a definition for himself. he does not

"That kevin is totally different from those cock-obsessing jock kevins'"

by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 8, 2010

Kevin

A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.

These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism

A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.

1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."

2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"

by verysweet10B April 18, 2010