A tool someone who is used and drives a crappy toyota celica s. One who is being used by the ladies for rides and money, usually best friends with losers but thinks he is a straight up g. Thinks they can drive stick and does all around stupid shit.
Person 1: dude did you hear what billy did last night smashing mail boxes
Person 2: yeaa he is such a jordan
Person 2: yeaa he is such a jordan
by wowwtflawlz January 29, 2010
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That filthy Jordan tried to make a come back, so I twatted it with a Harvey. The Harvey ate it.
That filthy Jordan tried to make a come back, so I twatted it with a Harvey. The Harvey ate it.
by k74 November 17, 2009
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