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A tool someone who is used and drives a crappy toyota celica s. One who is being used by the ladies for rides and money, usually best friends with losers but thinks he is a straight up g. Thinks they can drive stick and does all around stupid shit.
Person 1: dude did you hear what billy did last night smashing mail boxes

Person 2: yeaa he is such a jordan
by wowwtflawlz January 29, 2010
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Social Parasite. Small and oily usually found clinging to the sweating arse cheeks of Z list celebrities.
You'll never believe it, I've got another stinking Jordon tryin to climb up my ring!

That filthy Jordan tried to make a come back, so I twatted it with a Harvey. The Harvey ate it.
by k74 November 17, 2009
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The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.
Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.
by dumbbitches0111 October 10, 2011
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A person who is usually very gay, he looks kind of Italian and plays to much combat arms. He likes to have sexual interactions with his homosexual friend kyle. He has a very small penis and has a strange attraction to Bob Saget.
by Bigpenacalota December 21, 2009
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A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 14, 2015
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a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
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A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 5, 2017
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