Japanese Voting System

An erection.

See Juliet's Mother.

by Nefeco March 12, 2004

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

by Lee Anderson December 5, 2007

jamangus

Huge in size and length or scale

DAMN! her ass is jamangus! or DAMN! her rack is jamangus

by Chafa July 16, 2003

japaned

bieng japaned is when you say something is going wrong with your life and somebody says, "you think that's bad? Imagine what it's like for the people in japan?" totally discounting that you could have any problems while the people of japan are suffering.

similar to not being hungry and then being reminded of the starving kids in ethiopia.

you: oh man, i shut my hand in the car door! it hurts!
them: You think that's bad? cars were landing on people in japan.

me: you got japaned son!

by martolak March 31, 2011

japanese pipeline

The act of filling a condom with sushi rolls and soy sauce, freezing it and using it as a dildo, creating intense orgasms called sushigasms.

Will: Hey Doug, did you hear that girl over there likes to use the japanese pipeline.
Doug: WTF she must get wild sushigasms

by Vamos a la playa September 22, 2011

Jamang

A trustworthy male acquaintance

A synonym for random object or kitchen appliance

Yo whatsgood Jamang? hows it been

yo bruh, throw that hot pocket all up in the jamang, bruh

by fakerealjamang September 28, 2011