Jordan

The biggest slut you could ever meet. She will fuck anything that walks. Shes a lying, inconsiderate slutty bitch who's vagina is a place where men get trapped and lost forever. Don't ever trust a Jordan. She will betray you because shes a fucking trampy ass bitch working at a popeyes in germany.
Dont trust a hoe, never trust a Jordan.. i mean, hoe.
by dumbbitches0111 October 10, 2011
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A person who is usually very gay, he looks kind of Italian and plays to much combat arms. He likes to have sexual interactions with his homosexual friend kyle. He has a very small penis and has a strange attraction to Bob Saget.
Hey look at that weirdo he's such a jordan.
by Bigpenacalota December 21, 2009
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Jordan

A stuck up ugly person girls run away from at first sight. You would never want to date him. He is 1/2 incher and rides carnival rides for a life
"God, that guys such a Jordan..."
by HMHBOSS February 05, 2017
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Jordan

A smelly, retarded nigger who dates girls underage and tries to flex, even though his odor will burn your nostrils and has nothing to show for. Do not come near this nigga within 50 miles or you will regret it.
Jordan is a Fuckin ugly ass coon
by teachmychildren May 13, 2015
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a worthless peice of shit that will take your virginty and fuck u a couple of times and wait a couple of months and break up with u
by stevens_babygirl420 October 23, 2017
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jordan

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.
Jordan is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for
by hadtotellthetruth August 15, 2014
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Jordan touched shefra
by Cianmcinerney326 February 20, 2019
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