lap tap

Any sexual position in which the man is sitting and the woman sits in his lap.

Last night, I had the best lap tap of my life!

by catkicker mcpeeee December 8, 2010

tappy tap

Putting your penis on a person's face while they are sleeping and tapping it on their face until they wake up. When they wake up, you say, "Tappy Tap!"

Don't fall asleep on the bus or I'll give you a tappy tap.

by Hank Hill Jr. III September 6, 2013

tap dancing

Tap dancing is what people do when they are absolutely bursting for a piss, to the point of not knowing whether they will be able to prevent wetting their pants. People who are tap dancing jump about on the spot, and then start
Jigging up and down and waving hands and moving back and forth
all help to prevent an embarrasing gush of piss flooding out.

Ohhh maaan I cant get on the bus if it comes now, I been tap dancing for ten minutes and it wont go away.

by Bolly Bag February 14, 2008

Spinal Tap

This is when you poop and it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Man, that was one hell of a spinal tap.

by SiirPatron September 24, 2011

Tap it and Wrap it

When you fuck a girl, usually when meeting her at a bar, then never call her, even when you say you will.

Guy 1- "Hey, what happened with you and that girl last night? You tap it and wrap it?"

Guy 2- "Oh that chick, sure did."

Guy 1- "Haha, won't be seeing her again. She was pretty hot though."

by THe Keg4576 April 3, 2009

id tap that

tap or hit or spank a girls butt.

butt id tap that spank "Hey Billy, Kelly has a nice butt, dont you think so?" "Yea, id tap that"

by redpsp1020 March 4, 2009

Double Tap

A) Having sex with someone, heading out, and then coming back within hours of leaving. This usually involves significant others or friends with benefits, but for greater effect, strangers.

Person A: Hey, I just got back from the gym.
Person B: You're such a liar, you stink of sex and rubber.
Person A: Haha, how'd you know? :phone call: Well, hey I have to jet.
Person B: You going to double tap tonight aren't you?

by -synthetik- September 10, 2010