is the hand you prefer to use for everyday activities such as writing, texting, using utensils, or slapping your hoe.
A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.
Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.
Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
A pimp hand can either be strong or weak.
Keeping your pimp hand strong can evoke fear, demand respect, and increase your income.
Individuals who are ambidextrous have 2 Pimp Hands.
If you are right handed then your right hand is your Pimp Hand. If you are left handed, then your left hand is your Pimp Hand.
by itzmrsjames_beezy June 13, 2010

by castiel May 29, 2018

Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.
Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!
by Catfishstick February 26, 2010

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.
If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!
by SneakySocks June 27, 2005

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.
Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.
by Frankietown May 16, 2009

We're all going to hell in a hand basket.
by Fratley September 13, 2006
