when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
Get the soft postmug. adj. 1) Used to describe when someones exaggerated stereotypical behavior, that they themselves actually neither are a part of nor actually like/agree with, imitates that of a lifestyle, trend, or social category liked by other people somewhere. 2) This can be when a person is making an attempt to be ironic or to make fun of a specific group, by pretending to be one of them, with out making it obvious to the common passer-by that they do not think what they are listening to, wearing, doing and/or saying, is actually 'cool'.
-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.
-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.
-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.
-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.
-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.
-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
-Usually done with at least a somewhat malicious intent.
-this is usually used to describe long term behavior.
-this person must actually belong to a different social group than they are post pseudo portraying.
-in some cases this person may have previously been a member of the social group they are now post pseudo'ing, and then went through a period of being over it, before cycling back again with post pseudo intentions.
-if someone post pseudos for too long they are at risk of suddenly or gradually realizing they can no longer tell if whether they think what they're doing is funny or if they genuinely enjoy it.
-people who post pseudo often actually hate everything and everyone.
a gay acting as -> post pseudo straight.
art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.
'' -> post pseudo kawaii.
hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.
african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
art student -> post pseudo bro.
any non Tumblrific person -> post pseudo seapunk.
'' -> post pseudo kawaii.
hipster -> post pseudo 100 or post pseudo ghetto fab.
african american ->post pseudo neo-Nazi
metropolitan -> post pseudo scenester .
by ModelDeathDive February 11, 2012
Get the post pseudomug. Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.
by Warren Buffet jr. December 16, 2008
Get the post piratemug. That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
by Desmond White February 18, 2010
Get the post-chastemug. Occurs after copy is published, and is generally practiced by management-types who declared the content acceptable before the publish date.
After the newsletter was sent to 9,000 readers, Brad found time for post-editing the copy, suggesting the removal of a highly offensive comma.
by greenweek911 April 23, 2010
Get the Post-Editingmug. When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
Get the Apocalypse-postingmug. by computerqwerty May 27, 2018
Get the Post Bonemug.