human

God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.

human by Anonymous July 9, 2003

HUMAN CENTiPAD 

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

HUMAN CENTiPAD by chewbew May 23, 2011

human resources

The ugly chicks that fire you for fucking with the great looking chicks.

human resources by Anonymous November 16, 2002

Human Questionmark 

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.

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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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Human Questionmark by sk8r196 - Human questionmark July 25, 2006

The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

The Human Race by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

the human condition by dj alfa September 13, 2007

human bra 

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

human bra by Astrakhan April 6, 2003