hipster twitcher

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.

Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.

by inshadow4 August 3, 2015

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici May 2, 2016

hipster

A person that thinks they know something about music just because they say they like vinyl and wear a Rolling Stones shirt.

A hipster listened to Paint it Black and didn't know who sang it.

by notsorry July 3, 2016

Hasterfin

A bitch ass nigga in Canadian language

Girl named Reagan: you're a hasterfin
Boy named Colton: what's that
Reagan: a bitch ass nigga

Colton: oh

by onelesslonelygirl August 8, 2016

hipsterjack

A hipster who dresses like a lumberjack, but who has never been an actual lumberjack. May be seen sporting a beard, flannel shirt, skinny jeans and non-prescription Warby Parkers.

The only thing that hipsterjack could chop is a salad.

by 1thousandwords January 13, 2017