greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 04, 2017

Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.

He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.

by rslinuxguy December 07, 2023

hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 05, 2021

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 30, 2011

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018