When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016
Get the crook in the guts mug.A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
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Get the utering gut mug.Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
by Thomas Winchester June 23, 2006
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to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.
by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008
Get the Head-gut mug.Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014
Get the my guts mug.I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
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