The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

Greek Wax

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.

Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.

by Just00Jake April 24, 2025

Greek

Bum sex

Lady: "Just where do you think that's going?
Dude: Sorry babe, its all greek to me

by bigbobbybob May 24, 2023

Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

Greek Gyro

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.

Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.

by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021

Greek winch

When the man tries to pull out of partners asshole and it prolapses upon exit.

Jonny was so big he greek winched his girlfriend and she had to go to the hospital to put it back in.

by Swampergee November 22, 2025