granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

granny regina

The hottest, thiccest, sexiest and most talented chick in the world. Will suck your big thicc moon dicc. She is the queen of IG captions and editing pics. If you mess with her squad, the granny regina squad, the granny regina squad, you'll dildoed by }auntie barbara. Has a bf with a long dick.

"Wow that thot is THICC nigga"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"

by HopOnLausDick2k17 April 1, 2017

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

granny fat

The saggy fat that hangs off the underarms of women

My granny fat jiggles like jello when I shake my hands / arms.

by Rios0301 March 9, 2021