glizzy gobbler

a man named casey doing the nasty with the presidents

“damn casey really is such a glizzy gobbler”

by fueiciqhdiw September 18, 2020

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

Goobler Gobbler

A goobler that eats a lot of gobbler
That's it.

Nothing else.

Mic drop.

Someone criticizes my look, then I say "Well, at least I don't look like a goobler gobbler."

by MyboiJ.C./Alejandro April 27, 2017

Fog Gobbler

AKA San Francisco Fog Gobbler. When your partner is giving you a blow job and you fart in their face so they end up gobbling up your fog.

I was getting a blow job by a girl from Toronto started to lick my balls and it tickled a bit and I ripped a fart in her mouth and she Gobbled the fog. Hence a Torontian Fog Gobbler. She gagged for a minute then finished the job like a champ.

by Basiltiger April 21, 2018