holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux

She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole

by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.

Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Glory Queen

Glory Queen (noun): A person who obsessively documents and shares their life online, seeking admiration and validation through social media. They thrive on attention, curating their experiences for maximum glory. Often exuding confidence and a regal presence, their sexuality is bold, commanding, and unapologetic—fitting for a queen.

Declan is such a glory queen, he loves posting all that nonsense and just won't come out of the closet

by Bronwyn February 23, 2025

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025