That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
by Iron head July 7, 2017
Get the girlfriends bffmug. 
A girl with whom one conducts a relationship over the Internet, often involving cybersex.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
Internet girlfriends typically are bisexual and/or morbidly obese and/or have mental health problems such as schizophrenia.
The above is the truth, but with the anonymity of the Internet, Internet girlfriends are most likely charlatans and compulsive liars in the way they conduct their Internet relationships.
His Internet girlfriend admitted to him one evening that she was very paranoid, extremely self conscious, and apparently schizophrenic.
by The Modest Bighead May 6, 2008
Get the internet girlfriendmug. by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 23, 2022
Get the His girlfriendmug. a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”
Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”
I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound
by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021
Get the Foster Girlfriendmug. noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
by Doublestuff March 26, 2013
Get the Girlfriend Fundmug. by Im under your bes April 24, 2020
Get the Your girlfriendmug.