food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

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Food Pusher

Someone who is constantly reminding or telling you to eat more food at a dinner party or event where a lot of food exists even when you though so stuffed you can't eat anymore. They may also push leftovers on you even though you tell them no several times.

Suzy is such a food pusher, I told her several times I was full but she just kept telling me to eat more of her lasagna.

by Hawker99 July 5, 2016

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Food complex

When one person has had a lack in food/nutrition so they always give other people food

Aaron has a food complex from living in the projects for so long so he’ll be taking us out

by jetskibroccolai June 13, 2020

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food cuckold

A person that is so hungry that he watches other people eating food. You are also considered a food cuckold if you watch a lot of mukbang.

African Guy: *stares at tourist eating food in front of them*
Tourist: Mmmm... so delicious! and you can't have one!
African Guy: *cries*
Tourist: You're a food cuckold.

by g4yplm May 30, 2019

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