Satan's Piss

An up-and-coming European term for alcohol, specifically, uncompromised and unfiltered Wheat Beer.

Wheat Beer was nicknamed Satan Piss because of its disgusting and bitter taste, as well as its potency and tendency to leave its drinker unconscious, with little to no recollection of the period whilst intoxicated.

Satan Piss is common in the twelve-ounce form of a normal sized American bottle.

Another variation of the word include 'Satan's Piss.'

Examples:
Bartender: "Hey Bill! What can I get ya?"

Bill: "Satan's Piss."

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Eric: "Oh, what I'd give for a lick of Satan's Piss."

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Old Guy: "The only thing worse than Brandy is Satan's Piss."
by urbadog August 20, 2010
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dancing with Satan

Instead of saying "you going to hell," "electric chair!" , "you are going to jail"... you say "you are dancing with Satan" it basically means when someone does something wrong, disrespectful, or saying some demonic ass shit
Kandy: (laughs at retarded kids)
Aissata: Nigga you dancing with satan
by Aissata March 19, 2019
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the Satanic Panic

A moral Panic that was instigated heavily by Christian/Catholic Televangelists that Persecuted and falsely accused Satanists of crimes they didn't commit and fear mongered against Satanism and Satanists, especially Theistic Satanists!

Even though The Satanic Panic occurred in the 80s and 90s, some argue that this event and its effects never truelly ended as yet in history.

Even to this very day, Satanists and Satanism, are persecuted, misrepresented in public media such as TV and movies. Especially Theistic Satanism!

Real Satanists, regardless of weither they are Theistic or Athiestic, are not violent or harmful in anyway! Satanists DO NOT do sacrifices or harm humans or animals!

But no, Satanism is a nonviolent belief system with a very dark looking asthetic and beliefs that are very differing to Christianity and Catholicism!

But ask yourselves a question: who benefits from other people fearing and or Hating Satanists and Satanism?

Definitely not Satanists! Over the years, many Satanists have been persecuted and many temples or churchs related to Lucifarianism and or Satanism have been the casualties of violent protests (think People throwing chairs and Christian/ Catholic Statues through the window) and Arsons.

Satanists are often verbally abused, harassed, and threatened by Christian and Catholic Extremists if they make their beliefs known!

Rather, Christians and Catholics, Particularly the more Extremist benefit from this hatred and misplaced fear of Satanists.
Person 1: "why are so many Satanists that have seen on TV portrayed as violent? I met a Satanist once, and that person was a peiceful person and they did non of the stuff that's portrayed on television."

Person 2: "Thats mainely due to something that happened in the 80s and 90s called The Satanic Panic. This was when Satanists where falsely accused of crimes they didn't commit. Satanists are still persecuted even to this day because of this widespread moral panic,"

Person 1: "Oh. What started The Satanic Panic?"

Person 2: Christian and Catholic televangelists and extremists spreading widespread fear mongering and panic about Satanists, in an attempt to grow their own numbers."

Person 1:"That Sucks!"
by Starfire16 February 05, 2022
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Satan's workshop

A place that really sucks to go to, or causes you or others much pain and suffering
I have to get up at 8:00 in the morning to go to Satan's workshop
by Richard Stands February 03, 2018
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Satan's Handshake

"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."

"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
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satan's straw

When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit
-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude
by Camokaze May 22, 2017
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satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
by Satansjizz June 08, 2014
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